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I am The Webmaster of CAPitALLism.org.

On July 24th 2004, CAPitALLism.org was hacked, and I was kidnapped from my Tokyo apartment. Writing this now, in the dark, unsure if the connection is live, I don't know if I'll ever come back the same. Or even at all.

My kidnappers call themselves The Window Washers.

It all started with a tiny honeybee reference in an online Slashdot discussion post:


Then came a swarm more powerful than a nest of prehistoric hornets. Hundreds of emails asked me for clues. Hundreds of thousands of hits scoured the website in hopes of discovery. A knock outside my 25th floor apartment window...

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